VALENTINES

[CRYPTIC CUPID]

valentines day

LOG ON TO CRYPTIC-CUPID.COM AND SEND YOUR LETTERS TODAY!

[CRYPTIC CUPID]

is your character interested in someone, even in the slightest? everyone has someone, even if it's far-fetched. even if it would never happen, or work out, in a million years. the objective for this event is to sort that out, type up a short PM and send it into this account, having your character talk about who they're interested in. there have been posters around the school, a few strays making their way into town, headlined "CRYPTIC CUPID". below were the instructions to log onto this website to share who they're interested in this valentine's season, with the guarantee that it will remain anonymous. in spirit of the holiday, be a sport and participate: start sending! these notes will be published anonymously on the 14th.

[CRYPTIC CUPID]

the valentines

SORRY THAT THIS IS A DAY LATE... I FIGURE EVERYONE WAS SENT A LIST OF THIS IN AN EMAIL. EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS LIST.

TO ARTHUR PIVET
Your smile is worth a thousand sweet words
You make my heart wisp like autumn’s leaves
Someday I'd like to feel your strong embrace
And to hear you call me, Mine.

TO ANNA MURPHY
The radiance of that star that leans on me
Was shining years ago. The light that now
Glitters up there my eye may never see,
And so the time lag teases me with how

Love that loves now may not reach me until
Its first desire is spent. The star's impulse
Must wait for eyes to claim it beautiful
And love arrived may find us somewhere else.


[Delay, Elizabeth Jennings, b. 1926]

TO ANNA MURPHY
Love without hope, as when the young bird-catcher
Swept off his tall hat to the squire's own daughter,
So let the imprisoned larks escape and fly,
Singing about her head, as she rode by.

[Robert Graves, 1895-1985]

TO ARTHUR PIVET
Let's be real, teach: you could get it.
Meet me outside school for some extra credit.

TO BRANCH OLIVER
me rencontrer au mur
où nous avons dansé
et me faire un dessin de votre vie
dans le grand livre de vos souvenirs
et nous allons apprendre les uns les autres
une page à la fois.

TO ELI MASTERS
my leg is finally healing. but my hand is still broken. just thought i'd keep you in the know how. thanks for helping me up.

TO ALEXIS ORTIZ
“Sleep my little baby-oh
Sleep until you waken
When you wake you'll see the world
If I'm not mistaken...

Kiss a lover
Dance a measure,
Find your name
And buried treasure...

Face your life
Its pain,
Its pleasure,
Leave no path untaken.”
Neil Gaiman, The Graveyard Book

TO TARIQ ARAIN
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

i want to punch you in the fucking throat
and then shove you against a wall and
do x rated things to you.

゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

TO BRANCH OLIVER
you're the worst lay i've ever have, you should be ashamed xoxo

TO CHLOE ROOSEVELT

TO LORELEI CABRAL
you're like a tampon that was dipped in skittles and vomit xoxo

TO BRIDGET ROUSSEAU
"The wonder of it all is that you just don't realize how much i love you." - Eric clapton

TO ANNA MURPHY
... the things I would do to you. Happy valentine's day.

TO ARTHUR PIVET
i'm fucking with you, cutie-q
what's your dick like, homie
what are you into?

TO ISABELLA DIAS
Psiu, Isa! Seu namorado: xexelento. Dar um pé, gatinha.

Beijinhos! xoxo

TO LOLA SWEETS
Dear Lola,

You make me feel like I am back in High School once again. I hope we can continue what we have started as you make me feel what I haven't felt in years.

From

Secret Agent 00VII

TO ISABELLA DIAS
Dear Isabella,

I hope that you remain in my life through the good parts of my life since you have already remained in my life through the bard parts of my life.

Nate Davinci AKA Your boyfriend

TO STEVIE HOLLIDAY

TO LITA GUERRERO

TO EMMY TAGG
don't worry sweetie, beauty is only a light switch away! xox

TO GABRIEL ADKINS
i couldn't just pick 1 so you get em all c;

xoxoxoxoxoxox GUESS WHO

TO ANNA MURPHY
Stay fierce, fabulous and fuckable <3

TO MARGARET TEUISKI
It's been a long time, Teu. It's a new year. How about a new start?

TO ANNA MURPHY

And a little eye candy for you

TO GIO ADAMS
I've recently learned I'm awful with valentines and rhyming, so I won't bother trying.
You've really got a fantastic body, and so do I, so nothing about us is really a surprise. I just wish you could see just how fabulous of a girl you've managed to hold onto. Though, I guess you let your hands wander enough to know first hand... Oh god, how do I have friends?

I know you can't see that or anything, but it's just a naked picture of you that I've managed to snap from the years. You're like laughing and it's really cute, and I'm fairly confident this was at the beginning of the year during one of those times where we just kept saying really witty pick up lines at each other. I was also sitting on you, but our laughing somehow made me end up in the grass.
Don't be surprised to get a call from me later, I've got plans for us. You obviously know who this is, so, come over. <3

TO ANNA MURPHY
i'd give it to ya naturally

TO CLAIRE ADAMS
Claire Adams is the prettiest girl in first period music class. :)

TO FELIX DASHIELL
You're actually really cute and I hope you love it here! I know I'm happy that you're here. c:

TO GIO ADAMS

TO PHOEBE DASHIELL
Hi roomie! Welcome to Mayview, and I'm sorry you got mixed in with the freshman, but I love having you as a roommate! Have a good Valentines!
- Claire c:

TO GIO ADAMS
I love you, you're the best brother ever (and Trent too, heheh), so.... yeah... Love you!

TO BRANCH
You have trout lips.
And some freckles are on them because they take up so much of your face.
But I have funny lips too.
We should have a lips club together sometime.
Signed ?

TO BRADLEY
It's a shame you're gay. I could ride those eyebrows to Chinatown.
Signed ?

TO COHEN
You are literally the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
And I've seen double rainbows.
Signed ?

TO FELIX
I used to have a cat called Felix, and when I see your awkward ass expression in the halls, I think of him. Thank you.
Signed ?

TO LORELEI'S HAIR
I lie in bed thinking of you. I want you. On me. Now.
Signed ?

TO ELIJAH
When me and my Valentine fuck, our baby is going to look like you.
Just in case you wanted to know.
Because you is fine.
And you're the father
Signed ?

TO POSEY OTAYEK
"Love is like a booger... you keep picking at it until you get it, then you don't know what to do with it. Will you be my valentine?"

TO PUCK OTAYEK
"Is it still stalking?
If I type your home address
into Google Earth?"

TO COHEN JACKSON
Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur

TO ALEXANDER ROWLING
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

TO XAVIER CRANE
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

TO GABE ADKINS
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

TO RYAN CARTER
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

TO TARIQ ARAIN
Roses are red - violets are blue - i need a screw...do you?

TO ELIJAH MASTERS
I'll love you for every day of my life,
I love you around the clock,
I love your body, your mind and your soul,
and not just your massive... heart

TO CALEB MCSHANE
I'll love you for every day of my life,
I love you around the clock,
I love your body, your mind and your soul,
and not just your massive... heart

TO THEO MORIN
Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!

TO DYLAN NOBLE
Violets are Blue
Roses are Red
Take off your clothes
and take me to bed!

What gorgeous ears you have, the better to hear me moan
What gorgeous eyes you have, the better to see me naked
What gorgeous mouth you have, the better to taste me with
What a gorgeous c*ck you have, the better to screw me with!

TO BRANCH OLIVER
i wish i were a bar of soap,
held tightly in your hand,
than every time you'd take a bath,
id see the promised land.

TO IVAN PRICE
I want to feel your sweet embrace, but don't take that paper bag off of your face.

TO JAVIAR PYNE
i wish i were a cigarette,
wrapped up nice and neat,
than every time you'd take a pull,
both our lips would meet,

TO DOMINIC WEST
a peach is not a peach
a plum is not a plum
a kiss is not a kiss
with out some tounge
so open up wide and give your
tongue some exercise

TO ZACH BADEN
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

TO GABRIEL ADKINS
roses are red
violets are blue
i could have anyone
but i guess you'll do

TO LOLA SWEETS
do you remember the night in the hall?
i missed your lips and kissed the wall.

TO STEVIE HOLLIDAY
i wish i was your mirror
hanging on your wall
cuz every time you get undressed
guess who'd see it all?

TO ANNA MURPHY
plenty of love + tons of kisses
hope one day you'll be my mrs xoxo

TO CHELSIE RAYNE
roses are red
violets are finer
chickens are fowl
just like your vagina

xoxoxoxo

TO GWENDY TROJAN
you're wearing silk
my lingerie's lace
if you lie on the floor
i'll sit on your face
xoxoxo

TO THEODORE MORIN
Teddy boy,

The way you wheeze, the way you grunt
Turns me on, you little runt.

♥x♥x♥

TO NYSSA VALLAS
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.

Thanks.

TO GAZELLE MCCORT
you're so hot i'd instagram you without a filter xoxo

TO KOKANEE HILL
Happy Valentine's Day from a secret admirer who really exists and definitely isn't just you sending this card to yourself.

TO MARGARET TEUISKI
i heard your only valentine runs on batteries xoxo

TO SCOTLAND ASBURY
happy valentine's to the only mayview guy i could probably sleep with sober xxx

TO MCKENNA
I don't think I could love you so much if you had nothing to complain of and nothing to regret. I don't like people who have never fallen or stumbled. Their virtue is lifeless and of little value. Life hasn't revealed it's beauty to them.